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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:33
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Does Trump have the authority to order U.S. strikes on Iran? - PBS
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
SSRIs Restore Brain Function in Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The decades-long journey to Gilead’s twice-a-year HIV prevention drug lenacapavir - STAT
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Israel says Iran was racing toward a bomb. US intelligence says it was years away - CNN
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Thomson Reuters Ushers in the Next Era of AI with Launch of Agentic Intelligence - Thomson Reuters
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good